đ¶Green acres is the place for me, Faaarm living is the life for me!đ¶
I wish it were as easy as it was on that old TV show! I was slapped with a cold hard reality check these past couple weeks. Turns out, I did not marry a farm boy. He grew up on a ranch. He explained the difference of a ranch and a farm. The simplified version: Animals not plants.
He said the only plants he took care were actual amond crops (yes, he says it without the âLâ, thereâs a whole story behind that but Iâll save it for another post). He says he has no idea how much veggie plants in planters need.
I found this out after I bought the new veggie plants.
âWhatâs the difference?â you may ask. âWhat does that change?â you may wonder. Who wouldnât?
The difference is, I have to keep the âcropsâ alive and thriving. Me. Not him.
These plants are doomed.
They were so healthy and full of potential when I bought them! My history of trying out my green thumb has mostly ended poorly, I am a plant killer. I do have two thriving fruit trees, a cherry and a loquat; and two grape vines that keep coming back but donât give me grapes. Pretty much everything else I’ve planted didn’t make it. Thatâs why (until now) I stick to succulents and artificial plants.
I was overly optimistic.
I planted strawberries, eggplants, cucumbers, zucchini, cantaloupe, bell peppers, cherry tomatoes, blackberries and mandarin oranges. All of which are available at Manteca Grocery Outlet (with the exception of the oranges).
I did alright at first, I remembered to water them almost everyday. Almost. But then, something wonderful happened. When I forgot, Russ watered them. I forgot more often, not entirely on purpose. I figured I do it later, after work probably.
And, amazingly, the crops are doing well anyway⊠Itâs a suburban farm miracle!
Turns out, thereâs not that big of a difference between a farm boy and a ranch boy. Lucky for me (and my plants).
Now, if I could just get my grape vines to bloom again this year⊠We could stomp them into some wine!
Until then⊠we continue to drink on the porch for you :^)
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2022 Rothbury Estate Sauvignon Blanc $8.99
The only on-line reviews I could find for this wine from down under were for a different year and did not match what we tasted at all. So, here’s tasting notes from the winemaker: Nose:Â Aromas of passionfruit, grapefruit, gooseberry and guava
Palate:Â Light bodied with a fresh, crisp finish.
Joe started us off with this Sauvignon Blanc, he said: oh! it’s tart. Becky tasted apple and Terry tasted grapefruit. Joe called it bright and Arvin called it brilliant. Larry thought the aroma was like walking in a garden. Connie found it light and fruity and Russ agreed – he said he could drink that. Becky thought this crisp wine would pair well with Thai food. Connie found that did pair well with the spicy salami – it toned down the spice! This is a great summer wine, my favorite for sipping while floating in the pool on a hot day.
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2020 Diora Chardonnay Monterey $5.99
I Don’t know why I even looked this one up, lol. No reviews, till we came along of course. Winemaker’s notes: This Chardonnay has a beautiful, pale golden hue with tropical aromas of pineapple that mingle with toasted oak and hints of ripe apricot, creme brĂ»lĂ©e and pear. The delicate flavors of crĂšme brĂ»lĂ©e in this white wine give way to lovely notes of key lime, white peach, and marshmallow in a medium-bodied mouthfeel.
Becky tasted oak right away in this California Chardonnay. And, a hint of peach? Russ found it smoky and Connie thought this Chard had a bit of a bite to it but I think I had it too chilled. This is a heavier Chardonnay and should’ve been served at room temperature. Becky warmed hers with her hands and it made all the difference. It pairs well with the buttery crackers, pop corn and even some plain potato chips.
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2021 Purple Cowboy Tenacious Red Paso Robles $5.99
Again! Another wine without reviews on-line. Even though WineSearcher says: This is above average in popularity for wines from Paso Robles. Greater numbers of users have been searching for this wine compared to a year ago. We’re trend setters now, lol. Here’s the Winemaker’s notes:
Tastes Like: Brambly blackberry, dark black cherry with a dusting of cocoa powder
Yummy With: Cowboy Fare â A heaping plate of barbecued Tri-tip, chile beans, garlic bread and a green salad
This was just a fun label! I couldn’t resist. Terry and Connie both liked this red blend. Connie added that she is not a red wine drinker but this is sweet and delicious, I can be converted to red. Becky thought it was jammie and Joe agreed. He added that is was full bodied. I thought it was a mellow, easy drinking drinking blend. This is a wine you could serve to a crowd.
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2019 Titan Cabernet Sauvignon Columbia Valley $9.99
Finally! 8.7/10 from Delectable.com: Rich, dark red-ruby color. Smells as expected. Berry filled baked goods, wet earth, cherry chocolate surprise. Just a hint of olives. Even less graphite. Flavor is towards the floral. Rose petals soaked in cherry syrup. Bit of bite on the back end. Like salt licorice or a hippie black chocolate/carob cake. Smooth to start, but ends with some tight tannic kick. Better after a bit of air gets in it. Hint of tobacco leaf in there too. A pleasing Cutie of a Cab
This Cab was delectable! Larry commented on the wonderful aroma – he said this was his favorite of the night, he has definately been converted to red drinker, lol. Connie agreed, she loved this one. Arivin found it full bodied. Becky said she tastes the smoke on this and it stays on your tongue. Joe called it peppery, he said this is exactly the kind of wine that I like. Becky added that this cab makes her want a steak. This was my favorite of the night!
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